A Blonde in Joburg

A blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans
dept. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs
to borrow R10,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
papers and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank manager and its staff all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a R500,000 Rolls as collateral against a
R10,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10,000 and the interest, which comes to R141.66.

The bank manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
R10,000?"

The blond replies ... "Where else in Johannesburg can I park my car for
two weeks for only R141.66 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a gifted blonde!!!