**** Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes ***** Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man -- Dum Gai Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. -- Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift. -- Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here. -- Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet. -- Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? You are not very bright. -- Yu So Dum I got this for free. -- Ai No Pei I am not guilty. -- Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week. -- Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived. -- Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight. -- Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile. -- Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive. -- Yu stin ki pu