Jesus vs Devil

The greatest computer programming contest was all set.

It would be between Heaven and Hell.

Representing Hell was the Devil himself.

Jesus would be programming for Heaven.

They entered the same room, each with their own computer. The clock started
and each feverishly began typing away on the keyboard.

Three hours later, a bell rang signifying the end of the contest.

God asked the Devil to present his program.

The Devil, with nothing in his hands, hung his head down. "There was a power
failure about 10 minutes before the bell rang. I lost everything!

I knew there wasn't time to make it up so I just quit."

Then God turned to Jesus. Jesus presented pages and pages of magnificent
progamming, flowcharts, etc. Obviously He won the programming contest.

The moral of the story? Jesus saves.