Answer these 10 questions...

Don't look at the answers... try and answer the questions honestly!

first... 1. Which four letter word ends in K and means the same as
intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only has two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a
head on it and that woman love so much, they often blow it?

4. What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in UNT, one of which
is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word beings with F and ends with K, and if you can't get
one you can use your hand?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts and can make a girl fat?

9. What four letter word ends in IT and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others,
the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife once they're married? 
and the answers are...

1. Talk
2. Legs
3. Notes - money
4. Firetruck
5. Bunt, Hunt, Runt, Punt and ... Aunt
6. Pants
7. Fork
8. A wholenut chocolate bar
9. Grit
10. Surname