A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Texan Dawgs

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Texan) Poh-leece Dawg.

(Yankee) Poodle
(Texan) Circus Dawg.

(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Texan) Dobimin Pinches.

(Yankee) Beagle
(Texan) Rabbit Dawg.

(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Texan) Mean As A Snake Dawg. Good dawg to guard the junkyard.

(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Texan) Ol' Yeller Dawgs.

(Yankee) Black Lab
(Texan) Duck fetchin' Dawg.

(Yankee) Greyhound
(Texan) Greased Lightnin' Dawg.

(Yankee) Malinois
(Texan) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg.

(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Texan) Prize Coon Dawgs.
("Coon" is slang for Raccoon - a forest dwelling rodent slightly larger
        than a rabbit with a black patch of fur across his eyes resembling a
        thief's mask.)

(Yankee) Pekinese
(Texan) Mop Dawg.

(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Texan) Nekkid Dawg. (As in "naked")

(Yankee) Dachshund
(Texan) Wienie Dawg.

(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Texan) Sled-Pullin' Dawg.

(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Texan) "What In the World Kinda Dawg Is That?"

(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Texan) Danged BIG Dawg.

(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
(Texan) Egg-Suckin' Dawg.

(Yankee) Any lazy dog
(Texan) Good fer nothin' Dawg.

(Yankee) Any dog that's died and been buried and gone to Rainbow Bridge
(Texan) Best danged Dawg I ever had.